First, a foreword.
I usually don't do forewords. Backwords are so much more fun.
But I think this post is going to need one because I really don't want all (three?) of you to hate me for this.
There's this contest running on indiblogger that I'm submitting a few posts to. Unfortunately, they require one of the posts to be about some pepsi game master something. This is going to be that post. Come back and read this next line when you're done with the post. "I'm so sorry!"
So the story so far is that some dude from 'youngistaan' is stuck in this big, evil castle where some other dude (ugly villain with hot, seemingly traitorous woman sidekick) wants to kill him (or trap him. or make him drink pepsi. or something).
Anyway, young dude from youngistaan (hereafter referred to as 'Y') is so terribly out of this world that he can hold his breath for a whole week while stuck in a glass container full of water, waiting for people to send in messages that'll free him.
Brilliant only, no?
So, this is my challenge for Y.
I wish for Y to be stuck in an Empty Room. Absolutely empty. No door, no windows, no furniture, no air conditioner, no hot sidekick woman, no hammer, no spanner, no tools (except himself of course. (haha. no? sigh!) )
Now, people across the country are asked a simple question.
"What is the answer?!"
And they're given three options.
1. Insomnia
2. Sycophantia
3. Ajanta and Ellora
Unfortunately for Y, none of these are the right answer.
The right answer is hidden option number four. Myopia.
If a sufficiently high percentage of people are far sighted enough (haha! no? Come on! Give me this one!!) to pick option 4, then Y will discover that the walls of the room are made of chocolate ice cream and all he needs to do to get out is wait for the summer. (or lick a hole in the wall).
The end. Where's my money?
Sigh. There goes the contest!
I wonder what viral networking is. (yes, that's how the winner is determined. What Naansense, no? Utterly Rubbish only I say.)
And yes, I really should get back to writing! Blame Mangoes!!! (And cinnamon!)
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9 comments:
I am myopic and my glasses are at the optometrist (spectacle repairman). Therefore, I did not read this post.
my eyes are 6/6 and still i didn't see the fourth option....got get them checked....but i liked the line......lick a hole in the wall
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Paani vaani ka koi jugaad nahi hai, bande ko zinda kaise rakhoge summer tak? :P
One of the first slapstick posts I have encountered. Keep em coming!
Feel free ti check my pepsi post too! :D
Hi there,
nice post!all the best!
do chck out my not so wow post at the followng link:
http://www.pravinnair.com/2010/04/pepsi-youngistan-ka-wow-challenge.html
Where is the 4th option hidden.. I think I am blind LOL
Wah! So, it's a chocolate before you grab your Pepsi! Two things!
BTW, check out the visual of Ranbir jumping from the Bandra Worli Sea Link shouting WOW WOW WOW and gulping down a can of Pepsi! Do write your comment/feedback at:
http://www.maktion.com/2010/04/youngistaan-ka-wow.html
ah, so you have some new fans now!
Check out my sholay challenge for him
http://chaptersfrommylife.blogspot.com/2010/04/april-2010-youngistaan-ka-wow-contest.html
Yay, you just opened up your blog to a world of spam!
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