Monday 14 November 2011

Ei Man!

ei man.
*looks up to see one of Bangalore's prettier lady-boys. This one had actually made the effort to shave today. The overdone make-up and lipstick was standard of course, for each of them - bearded or not.*
ei man. Give me one help man.
Sorry.
ei man, give me ten bugs man.
ei man, one help man. Justa ten bugs man.
come on man, justa ten bugs.
Won't give ah?
hokay
Waddai fucker

*laughs uncontrollably, much to the amusement of the neighbouring spectators who don't have Solitaire on their phones and thus spend all their waiting time at traffic lights observing human-kind. Waddai fuckers.*