Serial Madness

I was reading the newspaper the other day when I saw this article about Charles Sobhraj, the smooth talking, mad serial killer.
This guy has committed 12 known murders, mostly women, plus god knows how many other murders that he hasn't bragged about yet.
Anyway, this news article mentioned his fiancee, a girl who's just finished her 12th standard exams.
What is it with girls and crazy psychotic men? Is that the reason girls aren't attracted to me?
Maybe I should go knock off a couple of stupid American tourists in Goa and brag about it.
This is absolute madness, really!
This girl MUST know about all of Sobhraj's murders and other flings and murdered wives.
What does she think? There is something special about her that is going to change the ways of a raving mad serial killer?
For Crying out loud, he's been at this for longer than she's been alive!
Anyway, lets see how long she stays alive.

Oh, her mother is Sobhraj's lawyer. So I suppose the mother is thinking of deceiving the court by allowing her daughter to marry a convict.
She'll give a heart-felt speech and say :
"Your honour, My daughter is going to marry this man.
Do you think I would allow that to happen if I thought he was a mad fucking psychotic killer who's killed 12 or more people? Of course not. I know he's just a poor old man who's slightly retarded and who's been persecuted by the entire world for the last 50 years. Your honour, you must believe me.
This man is innocent of all these crimes! Please release him from life imprisonment so that my daughter can have the dream wedding she's always wanted using all the money her fiancee has(from his murders)."
*Bows to the crowd who are in tears, standing and applauding this fine performance*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Sobhraj
For a great read. As good as a book, must shorter, and you know its true.
Mad people do exist in this world of ours. Hurrah for excitement and bikini killers.