Do you realise there is something in your body that heats things up?
You know, sometimes when your pee is hot as hell? That's what I'm talking about.
How the hell did it get so hot? You ever think about that?
Now I'm thinking if I should ask for an extension to that organ or whatever it is that does that heating thing.
If I can have a convenient little area to heat my coffee up every once in a while, while using my own energy, I would have to say I'd be very grateful.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'll get me coat.
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Your much randomness section had this - //If I had anything better to do, I'd be doing that. I swear!// while I was reading this post.
I have to say I couldn't agree more..
inspired by Seinfeld?
You do realize we(sober friends) can read you, right?
Did u just run out of clean thoughts?
Nah, not Seinfeld.
If you're a regular reader, you'll know that most of my thoughts are unclean and I'm very proud of them. This one, however, isn't unclean. I don't think you get it.
Brilliant post!
Others out there are cashing in on your idea while you're doing stand-up :P http://www.physorg.com/news105200099.html
I don't understand how people can laugh at your penis jokes, but get touchy when you make pee jokes. hypocritical buggers, i say :P
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