Saturday, 30 May 2009

Book Review - The not so little book of boredom relief.

In this brilliant compilation of over 2000 methods of relieving boredom, author Gitmiout O'Here has put together some of the finest idle time busting ideas from all across the world.
From the Ancient Australian 'Sit in a Kangaroo pouch and hunt koala bears with a boomerang made out of ancient beer bottle crowns' technique to the 'Play real life frogger in traffic' technique from exotic India. Here's an excerpt.

"So there you are, stuck at home with nothing to do. Again.
Another weekend, just like the last one. Don't be so glum! There's always something to do.
All you've got to do is a little research about your neighbourhood. As long as you aren't living on that deserted island that everyone seems to love so much, you will probably find something fun to do.

For example, say there's been something on the news about a couple of religious groups fighting. There's your opportunity! It doesn't matter if the fighting is in a different country and between religions that you've never heard of before. If there's nothing worth watching on the telly, you'll probably find a lot of like minded people near you. So go and gather up these people and start rioting! There are few things more exhilarating than hanging out with a frenzied mob and throwing stones, sticks and the occasional Molotov cocktail at other mobs and the police.
The adrenaline that rushes through your veins during this activity is the best indication of you being alive!!! (just make sure the other mob doesn't have any of them Molotov cocktails. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but fire is going to burn you.)"

This book is already a bestseller in more than 20 countries, and is astonishingly popular in Punjab, India.
Buy this book at www.killboredomwiththisfantasticbook.com for just $25. And you'll never be bored again.
(Comes with a 2-year money-back guarantee*)

*Yeah, right! Get a life you moron!