Knock knock
Who's there?
It's me.
It's me who?
I'm me, goddammit! Open the fucking door. I really gotta pee.
The president of the USA, the Prime Minister of India and the Pakistani premier got together for dinner one night.
They discussed politics and left.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A lawyer is human. A leech is a worm.
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 11 October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: 1970
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oh, fuck you!
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Guy walks into bar. Orders drink. Drinks. Leaves.
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